We regretfully have bad news about the upcoming holidays. The following images were sent to us from a trusted and embedded source in the northern parts of Canada. In other words, fairly close to Santa’s natural habitat. Viewer discretion is advised.
The first image depicts an old and mentally challenged man. What is he doing? Does he think that he is a squirrel or something?
In another shot, Santa Claus appears frozen to death. We believed Santa was immortal. Santa can’t die. Or can he?
As if this wasn’t enough, a particular photograph depicts Father Christmas as p person who loves raw meat. Not very politically correct. What message is he trying to communicate here?
The man is unstable and not up for the job. A blood-stained Santa Clause ready for a fistfight; what is going on?!
We want to offer Santa Calus the benefit of the doubt here. If he were innocent as snow (pun intended), then why the poodle of blood? It’s at this stage very, very hard. though.
With all this darkness inside him, of which there is plenty, it should surprise no one that he reaches for the bottle as soon as he has the chance.
Drunks beat children, and Santa Claus is, unfortunately, no exception – just the way it is and how it will always be. The size of this glass speaks for itself. It is pretty evident that Santa is drowning his deep sorrows in hard liquor. We can only hope it works for him.
Then again, perhaps none of it matters. The last known photograph of Santa Claus is from inside a Court Martial. It appeared Santa Claes was sentenced to capital punishment. And that was that?
We wish you a Merry Christmas!
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